Jokes

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Your new task is to upload a joke (in English, of course) that you have enjoyed to our facebook group and then write a comment down here, explaining why you liked it.

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Autor: QK

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20 comentarios en “Jokes”

  1. this joke is very good, since I understand that it means that it is a world of peace but made with peas, the one that has done it has cost him to make a world full of pea and full of peace and get a very original map. It’s a very good joke.

    peas

    This joke is very good, since I understand that it means that it is a world of peace but made with peas. It must have been hard for the one that has done it to make a world full of peas and full of peace and get a very original map. It’s a very good joke.

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  2. In the first place, I liked the joke because it tells one thing that has happened to almost everyone. A friend can lend everything, but when you lend money to a friend, he won’t give it back to you.
    Therefore when a friend asks you for money you have to be crazy because otherwise you already know what is going to happen.

    money

    In the first place, I liked the joke because it tells one thing that has happened to almost everyone. A friend can borrow everything, but when you lend money to a friend, he won’t give it back to you.
    Therefore when a friend asks you for money you have to be crazy, because otherwise you already know what is going to happen.

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  3. I liked the joke because in a few words he has written a sentence that is quite funny. It says that age isn’t a number, it is a word, referring to the noun. It is a joke easy to understand by all people. Also the face of the boy with glasses is very funny.

    age

    I liked the joke because, in a few words, he has written a sentence that is quite funny. It says that age isn’t a number, it is a word, referring to the noun. It is a joke easy to understand by everybody. The face of the boy with glasses is very funny too.

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  4. In the photograph you can see a man who helps another man givin him a fish. The fisherman teaches him to fish to help him to get food. Consequently to this action, the fisherman loses his job because everyone already knows how to fish.
    Moral: you can’t trust your skills to anyone.

    fish

    In the photograph, you can see a man who helps another man by giving him a fish. The fisherman teaches him to fish to help him to get food. Consequently to this action, the fisherman loses his job because everyone already knows how to fish.
    Moral: you can’t trust your skills to anyone.

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  5. “-How did Cinderella die?
    -At 12 o’clock her tampax turned into a pumkin.” 😂😂😂

    In the film “Cinderella” a fairy gives Cinderella a carriage with horses, a beautiful dress, a driver… In order to go to a party, but she had to leave the party at 12 o’clock because the magic world disappear at that time. The carriage would turn into a pumkin, the dress into a torn dress, the horses into mice, the driver into a dog…
    I think that the tampax would turn into a pumkin too and it would cause Cinderella’s death.

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    You were supposed to upload a graphic joke…

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  6. In this joke the teacher asked a student that because he had arrived late at school today and the student told her that he had seen a sign on the road and the teacher told him that it had nothing to do with it, and the student told her that in the sign said “School Ahead, Go slow”, so he saw the sign and the student was slow to the school and he was late.

    go slow

    In this joke the teacher asked a student that why he had arrived late at school that day and the student told her that he had seen a sign on the road, and the teacher told him that it had nothing to do with it, and the student told her that in the sign said “School Ahead, Go slow”, so he saw the sign and the student went slow to the school and he was late.

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    Reported speech rules!

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  7. I liked the joke because the teacher does not understand english and I think it is a funny joke is very easy to understand and it is a joke that you realize very quickly of the failure and this failure that many People know.

    teacher

    I liked the joke because the teacher does not know correct English and I think it is a funny joke because it is very easy to understand. It is a joke in which you realize the error very quickly of the failure and this failure that many People know.

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    Childish and even so, full of errors! 😡 You must strive and try harder.

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  8. In this vignette you can see a boy, a girl and a doctor. And what is happening is that the boy carry the girl to the doctor because he hit her for eating his food. I like this joke because it shows how avaricious and egoistic we can become for things as simple as a piece of bacon.

    bacon

    In this vignette you can see a boy, a girl and a doctor. And what is happening is that the boy is carrying the girl to the doctor because he hit her for eating his food. I like this joke because it shows how avaricious and egoistic we can become for things as simple as a piece of bacon.

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  9. So far, the joke I’ve liked the most is the one about the “Canadian bee” and the “US bee”.
    I think it is funny because whereas the first picture shows you a bee – insect – which is supposed to be Canadian; the second image shows a US bee which is not an insect. It’s actually a memory stick.
    This is due to the pronunciation: when you say “US bee” it sounds practically the same as “USB”.
    In conclusion, this joke is based on homophones: words that are spelled differently but sound the same, such as dear/deer, beer/bier, meat/meet, beach/bi***… These words can cause confusion among English speakers.

    USbee

    (-You should have uploaded the joke… -In purity, “beach” and “bitch” sound similar but they are not homophones: “beach” has a long “i” /i:/ meanwhile “bitch” has a short “i” /i/; it happens the same with “beat” and “bit”, for instance.)

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  10. The joke is about a sugery with a huge problem: the kidney have fallen down. However, the surgeon thinks the best solution is to take it from the floor and make like if nothing had happened. The point of the joke is that the surgeon excuses himself saying the rule of the five-second.
    Everyone has used it, so we are familiar with the sentence. This is why it makes laugh.
    Finally, the joke shows how the way of saving our food from the ground can be ridiculous and stupid.

    surgery

    The joke is about a surgery operation with a huge problem: the kidney have fallen down. However, the surgeon thinks the best solution is to take it from the floor and do as if nothing had happened. The point of the joke is that the surgeon excuses himself invoking the rule of the five seconds.
    Everyone has used it, so we are familiar with the sentence. This is why it makes me laugh.
    Finally, the joke shows how this way of picking up our food from the ground can be ridiculous and stupid.

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    The fact is that I’d never heard of this rule! I’ve learnt a new thing thanks to you.

    5seconds

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  11. This joke, talks about the reality that mothers live day by day, the grace is that ducklings come out and as always the ducklings behind his mother, what I liked the response of his mother and what children complain about.

    ducklings

    This joke talks about the reality that mothers live day by day. The fun is that ducklings are always going behind his mother. I liked the response of their mother and what children are complaining about.

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  12. I like this joke because it’s literally me when I say “I want to diet” but then I never do… so I feel identified. The character in the images is Arthur Read (he appears in children’s television show “Arthur”) and I think that scene defines the situation very well and is also very funny!

    diet

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  13. This image shows a leaf and a donut, asking each other to leave them alone.
    The joke of this image consists in a word game: it uses leaf instead of the verb “leave” and uses donut, instead of “don´t or do not”.
    This joke is too easy to understand and straightforward.
    To sum up, everybody can understand it. It’s not neccesary to be an engineer to catch it;)

    pun

    This image shows a leaf and a donut, asking each other to leave them alone.
    The joke of this image consists in a pun: it uses leaf instead of the verb “leave” and uses donut, instead of “do not“.
    This joke is straightforward and very easy to understand.
    To sum up, everybody can understand it. It’s not necessary to be an engineer to catch it. 😉

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  14. I liked the joke that I posted on the Facebook group cause it is perfect, obviously nobody does that because it would be like trolling the teacher, and you will not receive a negative, you will receive 2 or more. Anyway that’s funny, all of us could do it (xD!)

    trolling teacher

    I liked the joke that I posted on the Facebook group because it is perfect. Obviously nobody does that because it would be like trolling the teacher and you would not receive a negative, you would receive two or more. Anyway, that’s funny, all of us could do it! XD

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  15. -Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn´t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
    -The first kick that Chuck Norris hit is known as the Big Bang, because the Universe did not create him; he created the Universe.
    I did not know which one to choose so I chose the two.

    Chuck Norris is named Carlos Ray Norris, born on March 10, 1940, son of an Irish woman and a Cherokee. In 1958 he enlisted in the United States Air Force and learned martial arts. Many years later he decided to dedicate himself to the cinema.
    The funny thing about these jokes is that in his movies he is immortal, any of us would have died ten times but nothing happens to him.

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    -Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
    -The first kick that Chuck Norris hit is known as the Big Bang, because the Universe did not create him, he created the Universe.

    I did not know which one to choose so I chose both.

    Chuck Norris is named Carlos Ray Norris, born on March 10, 1940, son of an Irish woman and a Cherokee. In 1958, he enlisted in the United States Air Force and learned martial arts. Many years later, he decided to dedicate himself to the cinema.
    The funny thing about these jokes is that in his movies he is “immortal”; any of us would have died ten times but nothing happens to him.

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    You were supposed to upload a graphic joke…

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  16. chid: dad i want to have girlfriend
    dad: why?
    child because all my friends have got a girlfriend
    dad: then if your friends jump off a bridge you will jump off too
    child: no in that case i steal than their girlfriend
    then child wants to imitate his friend at first but when his father thought he didn´t have personality he howed that he was more intelligent than his father thought

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    Child: Dad, I want to have girlfriend.
    Dad: Why?
    Child: Because all my friends have got a girlfriend.
    Dad: Then if your friends jump off a bridge you will jump off too?
    Child: No, in that case, I would steal than their girlfriend.

    The child wants to imitate his friends at first, but when his father thought he didn’t have personality he showed that he was more intelligent than his father thought.

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    You were supposed to upload a graphic joke…
    What about capital letters and punctuation???

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  17. Aerodynamics of a cow. Simple as that…or maybe it isn’t too simple…
    Well, I have what my friends call a “strange and dark” sense of humor.
    Anyway this is a perfect example of what I like to see when i’m online. Clever joke or senseless stuff? The verrdict is yours.

    cow

    Aerodynamics of a cow. Simple as that… or maybe it isn’t so simple…
    Well, I have what my friends call a “strange and dark” sense of humor.
    Anyway this is a perfect example of what I like to see when I‘m online. Clever joke or senseless stuff? The verdict is yours.

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  18. I like this picture because I’m a person who likes tongue twisters and word games (not pc games), I’m talking about games like the one we can see on this picture. The joke explains itself. This one isn’t too “good” but i laugh quick with ridiculous things.

    fanta-sea

    I like this picture because I’m a person who likes tongue twisters and wordplays (not pc games). I’m talking about puns like the one we can see on this picture. The joke explains itself. This one isn’t too “good” but I laugh easily at ridiculous things.

    A bit too short :/

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